Your Daily Dose of Part-Time Kalokohan

Hindi ata ako mauubusan ng maisusulat dito eh. Hahaha. Everyday may wonderful things na lumilitaw.

Tulad nito. Conversation topic ay travel. He was kwento-ing about his school trip to Jeju Island.

TEACHER: During the trip, do you have activities like "Test of Courage" or something?

STUDENT: "Test of Courage"? What's that?

TEACHER: Well, you go to scary places like caves and explore that...

STUDENT: Ah. No, we didn't do that.

TEACHER: So what did you do there aside from swimming and checking out the sites?

STUDENT: Just that. We didn't have time to do PRIVATE ACTS.

TEACHER: o.O What do you mean? You didn't have time for yourself?

STUDENT: No, I have time. But I couldn't do THAT.

TEACHER: Couldn't do what? o.O

STUDENT: Teacher, I think you know.

TEACHER: No, I don't.

STUDENT: Just analyze. Read between the lines.

TEACHER: But maybe what I'm thinking is different from what you really mean!

Which was exactly the situation. I didn't find out what he really meant when he said "private acts", so I don't know for sure if he meant what I think he meant. Which is really, really, naughty.