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Monday, October 27, 2008

Isang Nakakalokang Grocery Experience.

CAST:

- CHACHI

- MARMEE

- SALESLADY X (or X for short, kasi isa siyang napakalaking X).

SETTING: bath soap section ng Unimart.

(CHACHI and MARMEE nagtitingin ng sabong panligo. Biglang lapit si X.)

X: Hi, Ma'm, try na po nila [insert glutathione soap brand here], anti-aging.

MARMEE: (smile) Mga baby pa yan eh. (referring to her bebes)

X: (to MARMEE) Actually, para po sa inyo to.

MARMEE: (mega smile pa rin) Ahhhhh...actually 90 na ako eh.

X: Wala naman po sa age yun eh.

MARMEE: (starts to walk away, bongga pa rin ang smile) Ahhhh...ganon...eh di ikaw gumamit.

X: (medyo mataray ang tone) Ginamit ko na po.

CHACHI (sa isip lang): Talaga? Hindi halata.

-End-

Makabenta kaya siya ng [insert glutathione soap brand here]? Hahahahahahahahaha.

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