Napaghahalataan na super-bored [DBSK-ish]

[pretty old draft. hahahahahahaha.]

I was watching the DBSK episode of MBC "Come to Play" and there's a part there where they rank the members according to the category given (sorry, poor description, just watch it. If you're reading this crap, then you're a fan, and you have time to watch it). Pretty funny, especially the category ranked by Yunho. Which I will not spoil for you. ^^

As of 5:58PM, I'm on my belly, burning my eyes on computer radiation, with a ton of much-delayed paperwork still undone, mini cooper. And running in my mind is Jaejoong's suave sexy dancing on the "Survivor" PV. Yes, it's not supposed to be there because what's supposed to be there is shellfish.

But hey, if you were to choose between sexy Jaejoong and SHELLFISH, which would you choose?

And then, my next thought was the people saying Jaejoong doesn't dance well. Erk. Watching "Wrong Number" (bonus Jaejoong rap!) and "Survivor"...MY BRAIN IS SIMMERING IN JAEJOONG DANCING JUICE.

And then there's still the thing about the Junsu vocals. I've sort of given up, but i still cringe when I read about Junsu's vocals on the news.

And yes, you will call me biased. Because I am. You don't have to agree with me, although that's very logical (bitch, hahahaha).

SO, HERE'S MY TAKE ON DBSK TOP FIVES. I will add more in future blog entries.

(Actually, what I was trying to say in the previous paragraphs was, "Kala niyo kayo lang may karapatang mag-top 5 chuchu? Ako rin!!!")

Overall Vocals (just because I want to address this first)

1. Jaejoong
2. Junsu
3. Micky
4. Changmin
5. Yunho

High Vocals (who sounds the best in high vocals)

1. Jaejoong
2. Junsu
3. Changmin
4. Micky
5. Yunho

Low vocals

1. Micky
2. Jaejoong
3. Yunho
4. Junsu
5. Changmin

Dancing

1. Yunho
2. Junsu
3. Jaejoong
4. Micky
5. Changmin

Humor

1. Jaejoong
2. Changmin
3. Micky
4. Junsu
5. Yunho

Looks

1. JAEJOONG
2. Yunho
3. Changmin
4. Micky
5. Junsu

Cuteness

1. Junsu
2. Jaejoong
3. Changmin
4. Micky
5. Yunho

4ChaWon

1. Changmin
2. Jaejoong
3. Micky
4. Junsu
5. Yunho

Charm

1. Yunho
2. Jaejoong
3. Micky
4. Junsu
5. Changmin

Style

1. Jaejoong
2. Micky
3. Yunho
4. Changmin
5. Junsu

Most Photogenic

1. Jaejoong
2. Yunho
3. Micky
4. Changmin
5. Junsu

Best Couples

1. YUNJAE
2. JaeMin Soulfighter
3. YooSu
4. JaeChun Soulmate
5. YooMin KISS

Best Ballads

1. Love in the Ice
2. Wasurenaide
3. TAXI
4. Bolero
5. Doushite Kimi wo Suki ni Natte Shimattandarou?

Best Acapella

1. Mountain Spring
2. Hahaha Song
3. Always There
4. Whatever They Say
5. Begin

Best Dance Videos

1. Wrong Number
2. Mirotic
3. O Jung Ban Hap / O Sei Han Gou
4. Purple Line
5. Rising Sun

Best LSS Material

1. Survivor
2. Mirotic
3. Wrong Number
4. CLAP!
5. Love in the Ice