Kala ko part-time lang ang may kalokohan...

...but I was totally wrong! Meron din palang chorva sa full-time! Hehehe.

Free talking class. Pinag-uusapan namin ang plans niya for the weekend.

STUDENT: Friends maybe ask me out again and then introduce someone to me.

TEACHER: The person your friend will introduce to you is a girl?

STUDENT: I don't think so. He is a penis (PEH-nis)

TEACHER: (incredulous) HUH?!

STUDENT: A penis.

TEACHER: (not sure if I heard right) ...EXCUSE ME?!

STUDENT: I meant...I have one Malaysian friend, he asked me to...he told me he will introduce his one a penis friend to me.

TEACHER: (ano ba talaga ang gusto niya sabihin? wala talaga akong maisip na katunog ng uh-PEH-nis eh....) ...his...what friend?!

STUDENT: JaPAnese, JaPAnese.

TEACHER: (finally understands) OH. JApanese.

STUDENT: Yes, Japanese.

TEACHER: Oh. Sorry, I thought I heard something else.

OMG.