LANDIAN moments on the phone (verbatim ito, from the sound file)

TEACHER : How about your other plans?

STUDENT: I don't have any plans, just...now, the only thing I wanna do is to talk with you.

TEACHER: Wowww~~~ wow, that's very good. Because I miss talking to you too. It's been a very long while, I think.

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S: First, do you have boyfriend? Now?

T: NO! One big NO. Why do you ask?

S: Just...I thought... when I hear to your voice, I thought, maybe you have a lot of boyfriends.

T: *laugh* Really?

S: Because your voice is very kind.

T: Oh, kind.

S: Maybe you can make someone happy. Or relaxed.

T: So, is that how I make you feel?

S: Huh?

T: Is that how you feel when you talk to me? You feel relaxed?

S: Yup.

T: Good, I'm glad to know that. *laugh si student* But unfortunately, it's just you. With other people, I don't think so.

S: Really?

T: Yeah, too bad.

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SO CALLING ALL BOYLETS, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY KIND VOICE. Mabighani kayo sa aking KINDness. Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha.